Gracing the cover of Mediocre Celebrity Siblings Monthly is Nicolette Cage. Nicolette is the twin sister of the famous Nicholas Cage. After being teased in elementary school for her 'boyish' looks, she was taken out of public school to be home-schooled by Joy Vogelsang, the pair's mother. After seeing her brother grow up and become a part the acting industry, she lusted for the spotlight and tried to ride on the tailcoats of her brother's fame. Nicholas was utterly offended by the action and cast her out of his life. Unfortunately, she never achieved her dream of fame.
Today, Nicolette still attempts to achieve any five seconds of fame she can. Even if that means posing for the cover of Mediocre Celebrity Siblings Monthly. She lives out of her Honda Prius with her 3 cats, who which she often shares a meal with. She is still isolated from her brother, despite her many attempts to reconcile and land a part in one of his movies. The only T.V. airtime she ever managed to snag was when she made national headlines for finding a fried, dismembered chicken head in her Chicken McNuggets.